Smooshed?

I had just stripped down to get in the shower when DJ came in. He looked at me, his eyes got big and he got a confused look on his face. Finally he said what he was thinking, "Mom your boobs are smooshed." Thanks DJ!

"They are? How did that happen?"

"Probably from that thing you wear, you know" as he points to his chest. Oh, you mean that thing they call a bra that actually makes me look like I have boobs?

Yeah, thank goodness for the miracle bra.