the EXACT same thing

Yesterday DJ asked me to play football with him.  

I tried.  Really.  I did.

But I can't catch a football any better than a pig can run from a swarm of angry bees.

So he gave up on me,

 and today decided to play baseball with his friends.

But when they didn't play his way

he picked up his bats, balls, gloves and bases and went home.

There are stories that Papi would do the EXACT same thing growing up.

You could say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Let's just hope we never live around any pigs.